Saturday, November 28, 2020

MONSTRUM (2018)

 

(Director/co-screenwriter: Jong-ho Huh, also billed as Jong-ho Heo. Co-screenwriter: Heo-dam, billed as Dam Heo.)


Storyline

Yoon Gyeom battles a monster that means to attack his Gyeom’s king, Jung Jong, as well as a group of rebels.


Review

MONSTRUM, a visually colorful Korean flick, is an entertaining summer popcorn work: the characters, action, themes and settings are writ and shown large; and, at a running length of an hour and forty minutes, it runs a bit longer than it needs to, in order to wrap every little detail in order to create a relatively happy ending. Still, it has more non-bathetic heart than most summer-popcorn movies, with its characters, including the monster, facing dire consequences if they fail in their individual intentions─nothing is silly or overblown in this regard.

MONSTRUM features excellent acting. I also like how the filmmakers did not show the hybrid monster right away. When it’s finally revealed, its CGI is better than those of a Syfy Original movie (not an insult), though─over the remainder of the MONSTRUM─its limitations become more and more apparent.

Ultimately, this is an above-average popcorn flick with lots of heart, action, smart-minded characters worth rooting for or hissing at, a sympathetic monster, and often beautiful scenery.

Wednesday, November 25, 2020

LAKE OF DEATH (2019)

 

(Director/screenwriter: Nini Bull Robsahm)

Storyline

A year after her twin brother’s mysterious death near their family cabin, Lillian and her friends return to the lakeside abode where he expired. Weird events and an expanding black rot─real or imagined?─impel the fragile sister toward another edge.


Review

DEATH is a loose remake of Kåre Bergstrøm’s 1958 Norwegian film, LAKE OF THE DEAD (based on André Bjerke’s novel, published under the nom de plume Bernhard Borge). In this slow (a generous viewer would call it “slow burn”) remake flick, a young woman (Lillian, played by Iben Akerlie), haunted and traumatized by the mysterious drowning death of her brother (Bjørn), returns to the lakeside family house where it happened.

Of course, she has friends─who bring their own bickering, weird energy to the trip─and strange things occur. Someone─nobody seems to know who─makes and sets out a big breakfast for them; Lillian’s dog (Totto) is found tied up in a barn; the friends discover a hidden basement with creepy photos and dolls, revealing Lillian’s family cabin to be that of a legendary old man in the 1920s who killed his family and drowned himself after staring at the lake for hours; Lillian, who sleepwalks, sees a black, disease-like rot spreading on everything, especially the temperamental Harrald, one of her friends who almost drowns in the lake when an unseen something tries to pull him under; doors open by themselves while several characters watch.

Director-screenwriter Robsahm creates a strong atmosphere of distrust and eerie unease, and the actors range from good (Akerlie’s Lillian) to solid (most other actors). The old man’s multi-language, pictures-of-creepy-wet-people diary is especially effective in adding a supernatural nuance.

Unfortunately, the film is overlong, with too many Lillian dream sequences and too much lag time between worthwhile scenes. By the time Lillian faces her fears─embodied, real or not, by Björn─it’s underwhelming, a too-little-too-late climax, with a sequel-friendly, typical ending. While the ending fits theme and set-up, it feels too overt, too pat, given the often-nuanced events that precede it. If you’re a fan of languid, mood-piece cinema, DEATH may appeal to you. If you prefer your horror to be faster paced, more plot- and character-driven, you may want to pass on this one.

Saturday, November 21, 2020

TALES FROM THE HOOD (1995)

 


(Director/co-screenwriter: Rusty Condieff, who also appears in the film as Richard, a teacher concerned about one of his students. Co-screenwriter: Darin Scott.)

Storyline

Three drug dealers, trapped in a funeral parlor they’ve broken into, are compelled to listen to a funeral director’s creepy morality tales.

 

Review

HOOD is an entertaining and black-centric EC-Comics anthology whose moralistic tone is well-balanced by good writing and good acting (especially Clarence Williams III as Mr. Simms, the terrifying, crazy-eyed, tale-telling funeral director in the wraparound story “Welcome to My Mortuary”).

The four gory, violent and often pointedly funny stories he tells are equally good.

First up is “Rogue Cop Revelation,” where three racist, killer cops (played played with effective vigor by Wings Hauser, Michael Massee and Duane Whitaker) are haunted by one of their victims, Martin Moorehouse (Tom Wright, CREEPSHOW 2, 1987).

The second microtale is “Boys Do Get Bruised,” where a boy with a special talent is abused by his stepfather (played by David Alan Grier).

Next up is “KKK Comeuppance,” where Corbin Bernsen plays Duke Metzger, an aggressively racist politician stalked by a voodoo doll.

In Mr. Simms’s final yarn, “Hardcore Convert,” a murderous thug may or may not be undergoing A CLOCKWORK ORANGE-style therapy. “Hardcore” has a cheat-style finish (which disappoints) but it’s still interesting and otherwise solid, and it co-stars Rosalind Cash (THE OMEGA MAN, 1971) as Dr. Cushing.

Followed by TALES FROM THE HOOD 2 (2018).

Wednesday, November 18, 2020

THE LIVING DEAD GIRL (1982)

 


(a.k.a. ZOMBIE QUEEN; director/screenwriter: Jean Rollin, who cameos as an uncredited “Salesman.” French dialogue by Jean Rollin and Jacques Ralf.)

Storyline

A twenty-year-old woman, two years dead and remarkably well-preserved in her coffin in the burial vaults beneath her family’s empty château, is accidentally resurrected when an earthquake knocks over a barrel of nuclear waste stored nearby, creating a strange gas that wafts through the vaults. Initially catatonic, she encounters the living, with often bloody and horrific results.

 

Review

WARNING: POSSIBLE SPOILERS IN THIS REVIEW.

LIVING, a French-language film, is one of Rollin’s most tightly written and planned productions in his oeuvre─the writer/director, famous for sometimes shooting without a script, had one for this 1982 cinematic offering, and it shows.

The film opens with scenes of industrial sites and chemical plants, before cutting to Rollin’s recurrent blue skies, open bucolic settings and gothic buildings─this last visual aspect, this time out, is the arresting Valmont family château, with its twelfth-century architectonics and burial vaults beneath its centuries-spanning stonework. Cinematographer Max Monteillet (ZOMBIE LAKE, 1981; OASIS OF THE ZOMBIES, 1982) captures, with striking clarity, the often-lit and, prior to Catherine Valmont’s resurrection, quiet atmosphere of this seemingly isolated country house (though it’s within easy driving distance of a town).

As with earlier Rollin films (notably THE GRAPES OF DEATH, 1978, and THE NIGHT OF THE HUNTED, 1980), mankind, wasteful and self-destructive, botches it again by storing clumsily stacked toxic waste drums in the underground tunnels beneath Valmont Château, near the coffin-encapsulated, familial deceased. Two lowlife movers (who are also part-time grave robbers) make quick work of their day job and are stealing Catherine Valmont and her mother’s jewelry when an earthquake knocks one of the toxic barrels to the ground─a liquid spill and a poisonous, chamber-drifting gas is the result, as well as dissolving flesh and a woken-from-the-dead Catherine, hungry for blood and walking catatonic. Caught between a stunned sort-of zombie-vampire and immediate contamination, the movers don’t stand a chance.

A few minutes later, Catherine (well-played by Françoise Blanchard) wanders through the spacious house. Phillipe d’Aram’s evocative score highlights Catherine’s upon-waking walk, flavoring it with flute play to add to the melancholic and haunting feel of the scenes. It’s clear that the twenty-year-old undead woman is mourning even as she reels with shock. She later encounters random characters who come into the house (a realtor, her beau, three burglars), who are summarily killed, drunk and gnawed on, with bright red vivid blood on display. Catherine is more vampire than zombie, an unspecified creature who is unique in her representation of undeath in film.

The scenes where Catherine attacks and eats her victims are elegant and horrific. This is not the grand guignol of George A. Romero’s DEAD films, but a woman chewing at small holes in their guts. Monteillet’s cinematography maintains that Old World European feel of the film, even as the violent and gory contrasts of Catherine’s aggression are shown.

Catherine’s childhood and blood-oath friend, Hélène (shown in early flashbacks), enters the picture. Also well-played by Marina Pierro (SUSPIRIA, 1977), she is at first shocked by Catherine’s reappearance, then dedicated to protecting her. Hélène makes it her mission to supply her cognizant friend with food. Hélène insists that Catherine did not die, but was sick and misdiagnosed. Catherine tells her otherwise, but Hélène, who is slowly going obsessively mad and edging toward murder, does not believe her.

Catherine becomes more distressed. She does not want to be alive; she does not want to kill, drink, and eat people. When two American photographers, shown here and there in LIVING, cross paths with Catherine and Hélène, things come to a darkly funny and clever fake-out head, forcing a conversation that Catherine obviously knew was coming, and Hélène was trying not to think about.

The intimate finish, like many of violence and gore scenes, is not for the weak of stomach. Its inevitability is logical, given their character arcs and their blood vows.

The only thing I don’t like about the all-around excellent flick is the dumb toxic waste subplot. Rollin, in other films, has deftly not provided explanations, supernatural or otherwise, to key events, so why now, in LIVING─unless to show, on a global level, one of its inherent themes (destruction, self-directed or otherwise)?

Viewers who are used to faster-paced films may be put off by relatively languid, mood-marinating tone of Rollin’s work. And this being a Rollin movie, there’s a lot of nudity─little of it explicitly sexual─per his producers’ mandate: we’ll fund your melancholic art films if you put naked women in them. Men are shown naked, too, though there’s little or no frontal nudity on their part.

 According to IMDb, Gregory Heller wrote and directed an American, English-language version of the film “with the same cast and crew.” He’d “shoot his scenes right after Jean Rollin.” This English version has not been released and is now considered lost.

Saturday, November 14, 2020

AMERICAN MARY (2012)

 

(Directors/screenwriters: Jen and Sylvia Soska, a.k.a. The Soska Sisters)

Storyline

An opportunity for easy money tempts a medical student, Mary, Mason, to enter the world of underground surgeries, one that alters her more than she expects.


Review

Jen and Sylvia Soska's (a.k.a.The Soska Sisters) first feature film is an above-average, often gory and mostly well-paced film about poverty, systemic sexism, rape, alienation, and one woman’s character-paced path to redemption. Katharine Isabelle (best known for the GINGER SNAPS trilogy) is excellent as Mary Mason, a desperate woman who learns to embrace her beyond-normal-bounds darkness while pursuing revenge and a reputation as a body modification surgeon with equal vigor. Isabelle’s top-notch acting is ably supported by other above-average actors as well, including Tristan Risk as Beatrice (a woman with strange “plastic” Barbie Doll features) and Antonio Cupo as Billy Barker, a strip club owner who’s falling in love with Mary, aiding her underground endeavors.

Those looking for a happy finish might be disappointed, but it keeps with the tone and arc of Mary’s bleakward spiral. AMERICAN, with its strong feminist theme and characters, is worth watching, an excellent first feature by the Soskas, who appear in the film as creepy twins who want surgery to bring them closer together.

Saturday, November 7, 2020

CARRION (2020)

 


(Director/screenwriter: Michael Zaiko Hall. Story by Oliver Caspersen.)

Storyline

A young woman arrives at her cousin’s house after a ten-year absence. As dark, past-related events occur someone in the dark woods stalks them.

 

Review

Despite its effective bookend scenes and its sometimes-interesting visual effects, this hour-and-fifteen-minute tale of a psychic woman, her skeevy parents and her subjected-to-Russian-experiments cousin is an overlong, muddled mess. Unnecessary, trying-to-be-edgy jump-cut scenes jar the flow, the second half is an overlong, nonsensical mess (as if first-time-full-feature director, Michael Zaiko Hall, is trying to catch a truncated David Lynch vibe), and a tone-jarring“twist” about incest further flaws this movie. The acting ranges from good (Jenya Chaplin and Kay Coburn) to execrable (Oliver Caspersen).

 Would not recommend this one.